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Hi, I'm a spider and I can make girls scream way louder than you boys can
Some friends i would trust with my life, others i woudnt trust with my drink
Don't chase them, replace them!
Seeing someone fine and thinking , "DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN"
You're on my to do list ;)
Putting something broken back together so the next person breaks it
Moments where you just smile and think, "I love life."
It seemed like such a good idea last night...
Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
Having weird inside jokes with your friends
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