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I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicappedMen are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
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