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Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
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