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I'm always tired, because I'm a superhero at night.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
When love goes wrong nothing goes right
I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are
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