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The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession.
Every women deserves a man who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her.
Yes. yes. yes. yes i know. yep. i will. okay. yes. alright. okay, BYE MUM.
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.
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