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Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
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