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I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
Getting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to you
Getting home and going on FB after a long hard day of FB mobile
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
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