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Wonders why Facebook has a "Like" button but no "I don't care" button
Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays.
No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
Ur finally online....do i send u a message or do i wait until u send me one first?
"yea i know.. i saw it on facebook"
Facebook Stalking... Admit it, you do it.
When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone's profile, we're all screwed.
"Is it snowing?" "1 sec let me check facebook."
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. I log off of Facebook chat. Its nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just dont want to talk.
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