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"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
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OMG You Smoke? You're So Cool. LOL Jk, You're Gonna Die :D
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I don't regret my past I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people!
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I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to please you.
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No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it sometime.
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Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.
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I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.
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"No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad."
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Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one.
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"Did I ask you?" "No..." "Then Shut Up."
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