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"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
OMG You Smoke? You're So Cool. LOL Jk, You're Gonna Die :D
I don't regret my past I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people!
I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to please you.
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it sometime.
Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.
"No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad."
Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one.
"Did I ask you?" "No..." "Then Shut Up."
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