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Inbox (1) makes me nervous.
I accidentally typed ;) instead of :) and now it’s awkward.
“You’re here to learn.” “No, i’m here because it’s the law.”
I’m paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn’t there anymore.
I love it when bus drivers wave to each other
"ITS F**KED" is a legitimate diagnosis
Sorry. Edward Cullen Won’t Be Your Boyfriend. He Doesn’t Exist.
I Don't Hate You, I've Just Lost All Respect For You
The first person who is on your mind is the reason either of your happiness or pain
I am that friend who's always up for a Jägerbomb
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