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- Page 26
Taking off your sandals after a hard day being jesus
204 Countries. 6 Billion Peoples and I'm Single
So push me against the wall and kiss me like you mean it.
Doing whatever the f*ck you want, because it's your life and no one else's
Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.
forgetting to come home
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Doing nothing is very hard to do; You never know when you're finished.
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
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