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Every women deserves a man who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her.
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition
I remember when my bestfriend was the shy and quiet one... I created a monster:D
Yes. yes. yes. yes i know. yep. i will. okay. yes. alright. okay, BYE MUM.
"Stalking" is a strong word, I like to look at it as "intense research on an individual"
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.
I'd like to thank my ex for making me see how I shouldn't be treated
You Can't Change The Past, But You Can Learn From It ;)
I'm currently making some changes in my life, and if you don't hear from me, then you're one of them.
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