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Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Listening to a song, and remembering all the memories that go with it
Ur finally online....do i send u a message or do i wait until u send me one first?
How play fighting turns into kissing :)
To me, you're perfect.
Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
Pretending that my eyes are itchy when I really cant hold back the tears any more :(
When boys do that cute half smile :)
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