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Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.
Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :)
"why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!"
I still remember the first time I talked, met, and hung out with you (:
You want a perfect girl?.. Go buy a Barbie.
I can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your texts
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
OMG You Smoke? You're So Cool. LOL Jk, You're Gonna Die :D
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