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Inbox (1) makes me nervous.
I accidentally typed ;) instead of :) and now it’s awkward.
“You’re here to learn.” “No, i’m here because it’s the law.”
I’m paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn’t there anymore.
"ITS F**KED" is a legitimate diagnosis
I Don't Hate You, I've Just Lost All Respect For You
The first person who is on your mind is the reason either of your happiness or pain
Taking off your sandals after a hard day being jesus
204 Countries. 6 Billion Peoples and I'm Single
So push me against the wall and kiss me like you mean it.
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