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Doing whatever the f*ck you want, because it's your life and no one else's
Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.
forgetting to come home
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Doing nothing is very hard to do; You never know when you're finished.
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
I'm saving my first kiss for marriage
Letting Vodka make all your decisions
Getting guys drunk and taking advantage of them
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