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I come from a town where a traffic jam is 4 cars behind a tractor
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe
'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
Hi. I'm a girl, I don't like you. Now I do. Now I don't again. Now I'm in a mood.
Banging Head, Unexplained Bruises And Cuts. All The Signs Of A Good Night.
Guys who still open doors for girls
Kiss Me I'm Drunk
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
That awkward moment where you try to hit the high note in Happy Birthday
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