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The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
I must go. My planet needs me.
"Shut up, you love it"
That one person you liked from the moment you met them
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Johnny, la gente esta muy loca
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
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