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Our small, stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever know
Dont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act Single
When words fail music speaks
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
Getting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to you
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
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