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The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.
Buying a 2013 diary coz youre an optimistic bastard.
Having too much month left at the end of the money.
When life is hard, I take a nap.
Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
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