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Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
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Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
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Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
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I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
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Johnny, la gente esta muy loca
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You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
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Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
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Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
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Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
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Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
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