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Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Johnny, la gente esta muy loca
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
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