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Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
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