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Our small, stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever know
When words fail music speaks
I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
Getting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to you
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
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