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Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
Listening to everyone talk after an exam and realising how f**ked you are
Buying a 2013 diary coz youre an optimistic bastard.
Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.
That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
Having too much month left at the end of the money.
When life is hard, I take a nap.
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
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