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Sitting on your floor in your undies. Not knowing what to wear.
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Dropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicorn
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Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
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"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
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My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
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Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
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Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
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Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
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Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
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Falling in love with strangers on public transport.
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