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Sitting on your floor in your undies. Not knowing what to wear.
Dropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicorn
Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
Falling in love with strangers on public transport.
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