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Mornings come in 3 sizes: (1) Early (2) Too Early (3) Way Too Early.
My Boyfriend is like a Trampoline, I don't have one. XD
No regrets, they don't work
If you dont get a miracle...become one. :-)
Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice, but is still single.
I didn't find someone like you! I found someone better! :-) ;-)
Nothing hurts more then waiting... since I don't even know what I'm waiting for anymore.
What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? "Give me your cell number."
Whenever you are feeling down, remember, today you broke your personal record for days without dying!
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