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Best ever game as a child: make sure the balloon does not touch the floor :D
My mama didn't raise no fool ;)
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.
"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
Mom: If your friends jump off a bridge would you jump too? You: How high is the bridge?
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