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"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
Home is where I can look and feel ugly and enjoy it
Yes. yes. yes. yes i know. yep. i will. okay. yes. alright. okay, BYE MUM.
"But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they'd bring you back"
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)
PERIODS. the only good thing about them is knowing your not pregnant.
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
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