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Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
When I Die, the Cat Gets Everything.
"That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification"
Oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.
When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
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