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Buying a 2013 diary coz youre an optimistic bastard.
Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.
That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
Having too much month left at the end of the money.
When life is hard, I take a nap.
Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
Sitting on your floor in your undies. Not knowing what to wear.
Dropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicorn
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