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I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.
Yes i am Stupid: (S)mart (T)alented (U)nique (P)erson (I)n (D)emand.
Here are 1000 hugs…take 1 now… put the other 999 under your pillow and whenever you need one, feel free to take 1… Just remember, it’s from me. :)
You laugh because i'm different,but i laugh because you are all the same ;D
Regret is a useless emotion as it’s impossible to go back in time and change your actions. If we all live our lives mistake free then we would have nothing to learn and grow from
I was born COOL but global warming make me HOT
My name changes to "Billie" whenever I want to be alone.
I ♥ my dad
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
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