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Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you.
"I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude, u were in my closet yelling "Where's Narnia"
Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!
A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.
I don't want the summer to end...
There comes a point in your life when you realize who really matter,who never did and who always will.
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe
Its funny when i see people liking their own comments
Nobody is perfect but I am NOBODY
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