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Being so hot, you stalk your own profile
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
NO ONe is perfect , just the life is it sometimes ! <3 :)
lift your middle finger high,shout at your life "nice try"
That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.
Nijustus, hapikdio, Mardinerin karate jij justus, ji justsu, judo boxinging mauy mauy thai
My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.
I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
No one else can speak the words on your lips.. Drench yourself with words unspoken.. Live your life with arms wide open.. Today is where your book begins.. The rest is still unwritten..
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