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Changed all my pa*swords to “incorrect”. So now my computer just tells me when I forget!
Kids are like farts - you can only tolerate your own...
I must warn you. I know Karate, Judo, Ju Jitsu and 17 other d*ngerous words.
terpaksa harus sendiri....
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it...oh no! You mised it!! :P
Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life..:)
Lets see what this can do !!!!
Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.
He is my little brother.If you break his heart I'll break your face
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