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Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
I'm always tired, because I'm a superhero at night.
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
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