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When I turn 18, I'll be able to legally do all the things I've been doing since age 13.
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This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!
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I am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
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I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass
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No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)
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Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missions
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I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
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"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
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