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Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny World.
2011, please be good to me. :)
Girls dad: "don't let him touch you", boys dad: "get in there son."
Our eyes are at the front, because it's better to see where you're going rather than where you've been.
I text you, you take 30 mins to reply, I'm with you, your hands r glued to your phone
Trust me, you really DON'T want to know what goes on in my head.
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find ♥
You Are Never Too Old For A Disney Movie
I HATE WHEN MY PARENTS ASK WHO IM TEXTING.
Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life :)
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