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"I need a drink or 12."
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
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