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When life is hard, I take a nap.When life is hard, I take a nap.
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob MarleySome people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastardNot texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat.""Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.
B I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates HellB I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell
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