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Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
I Can. But I won't.
Blaming it on PMS
I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.
Yes i am Stupid: (S)mart (T)alented (U)nique (P)erson (I)n (D)emand.
Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.
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