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Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
Saw Gloria Gaynor's ghost last night. First I was afraid, I was petrified.
Having inside jokes with yourself
The more I see, the less I know, the more I like to let it go
Some people go to high school. Some people go to school, high.
I`m not perfect, i make mistakes, but when i say sorry .. i mean it ! :)
You call them Haters, I call them people who wish they were me.
A weekend wasted is never a wasted weekend
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married
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