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I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
I Can. But I won't.
Blaming it on PMS
I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.
Yes i am Stupid: (S)mart (T)alented (U)nique (P)erson (I)n (D)emand.
"I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked "
Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.
I may seem shy at first after a while Bam ! I'm a total different person
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.
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