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High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
looking for originallooking for original
People should fall in love with their eyes closedPeople should fall in love with their eyes closed
When I Die, the Cat Gets Everything.When I Die, the Cat Gets Everything.
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
Remeber people might call you names and bring you down but its the only wat to bring themselves up ignore it your way betterRemeber people might call you names and bring you down but its the only wat to bring themselves up ignore it your way better
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-You are just too smart. -What does that mean? -You are annoying!!!!-You are just too smart. -What does that mean? -You are annoying!!!!
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