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THE WORLDS GOING TO END IN 2012! LOL jk, My yoghurt expires in 2013.
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
I manage to get bored on facebook in ten minutes, but still spend at least three hours on it
As long as we've got time, then this ain't goodbye.! <333
rakija.is.pronadjena^^
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
ATTENTION ALL EMINEM FANS On October 17th (before if you can't make it) we will all watch "Not Afraid" in honor of the greatest rapper ever's birthday. Let's give him the best birthday present ever: the highest viewed video on YouTube!! Let's give him what he deserves and what Justin Beiber does not deserve to have! Copy and paste to all Eminem videos and all music videos let's get this noticed quickly! THUMBS THIS UP LET'S GET THIS NOTICED EMINEM OR DIE.
Yes i am Stupid: (S)mart (T)alented (U)nique (P)erson (I)n (D)emand.
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