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I love you. You love her. She loves him. He loves another guy. That guy loves another girl. And that girl loves another girl from the next door. Is that clear enough?
God sent me to piss the world off!! -Eminem
F**k it! I'll do it my way. And the people that love me will understand why I'm doing it because they love me. F**k it! (Christopher Miles from Skins)
God, If you give us back 2pac, you can have Justin Bieber.
'Not all those who wander are lost'
Love is like two people holding a rubber band, we pull, then when one person let’s go, it’s the person who held on that gets hurt..<3<3<3
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
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