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I don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to meI don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to me
¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
OH MAI GAH! I GOT MY PEW PEW GUNS OUT OF AMMO!!!OH MAI GAH! I GOT MY PEW PEW GUNS OUT OF AMMO!!!
!ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ!ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
When I'm laying in bed, not wanting to get up, I think about the fun things happening that day. Usually...It's seeing you.When I'm laying in bed, not wanting to get up, I think about the fun things happening that day. Usually...It's seeing you.
I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
Love is a not a losing game - if you know how to play it well;)Love is a not a losing game - if you know how to play it well;)
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicappedMen are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
My bf's blue eyes. <3My bf's blue eyes. <3
2011, please be good to me. :)2011, please be good to me. :)
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