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Angel by day,Devil by night!
If You wanna Be A MAN . . . Smoke Marlboro instead of SLIMS :)) xD
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
Who ever made up “Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get" Obviously had no idea that there are pictures and a list of the different flavours either at the bottom or inside the box
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
Some friends i would trust with my life, others i woudnt trust with my drink
Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!
When you admire something you should say NOT BAD NOT BAD try it!!!!!!!!!!! B$
I used to be friendly with some people(they misused)..but I don't do this anymore
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
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