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My Best Friend is a Sagittarius! ^_^
you think your girlfriend is pretty? my mum 100times more better then yours.
My favorite number is #1
Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.
-Dude, she just called you Bellatrix Lestange!- -Oh , hell no! Hold my...JK...Avada Kedavra!-
I ♥ my dad
...with a friend like you climbing Mt. Everest is a peace of cake...
You laugh because i'm different,but i laugh because you are all the same ;D
I hate idiots that create their own bad weather, then stand in the rain and say shit..it's raining!
"That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification"
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