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"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
High Heels ♥
Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care
I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
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