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When I Die, the Cat Gets Everything.
"That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification"
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.
When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
Our small, stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever know
Dont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act Single
When words fail music speaks
I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
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